So. I'm way too tired to think about my essay. And I'm too busy dreaming about things I want and can't have. So here's a list.
1) Polaroid / Holga + coloured flash - for fun :) 2) DSLR + zoom lens cos the kit lens does not satisfy [Canon 450D or the professional ones that are too heavy for me] 3) Guitar [Maton] - one with nice wood grains or a black one. 4) Reverse echo pedal / overdrive pedal / delay pedal 5) MacBook Pro (high priority)
You know I am so sneaking my camera into Paramore. Its dumb cos people think its a DSLR but the quality of it is equivalent to a portable (or easier to carry around) digital camera. Dumb arses. I'm still freaking bringing it. As long as I get pictures. And the one thing that I'm hoping for is a meet and greet with Paramore! Yay!
K. Back to dreaming and hopefully some work.
eliZABeth 4:06 PM
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Can Eye Bee Your Memory?
I miss those shoes. Good friend, good times, good places.
Oh and people, Singapore is NOT part of Malaysia.
Just like how New Zealand is NOT part of Australia.
EPIC PHAIL.
eliZABeth 9:55 PM
EngRish
Mainly for Singaporeans but we'll figure it out.
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want inyour size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you. Asian : No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago? Asian : Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way? Asian : S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me. Asian : No-need, lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enterthrough this door?Asian : (pointing to door) can AR?
WHEN ENTERTAINING Britons: Please make yourself right at home. Asian : Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money. Asian : Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind. Asian : Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you'recoming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about theissue. Asian : You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! Lower your voice, I'm trying toconcentrate over here. Asian : Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I knowyou? Asian : See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment Asian : Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened? Asian : Wat happen Why like that....
WHEN SOME ONE DOES SOMETHING WRONG Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,... Asian : like that also don't know how to do!!!!
Here's a few of my own
Others: There is no hope for you. Sgprn: Cannot make it.
I can think of a few others but guess what, I think I'll stick to the more decent way of conversing. I like being understood thank you.
Anyway. I spent the last half hour looking for a blog post on Felicia's blog. Here it is. The prize winner and extremely memorable.
The scene is set at Ben n Jerrys.
Woman: Are there any fish food in the ice cream? Staff: Excuse me? W: Are there fish food in the ice cream?? S: No ma'am, no fish food W: Are you sure? S: I'm sure.
Makes you wonder if that woman was Ris Low. Miss Ris Stupid Low. Thank you for tarnishing the name of Singaporeans. I am so glad that half of my citizenship is not there to bear the pain of your inhumane speech and distasteful fashion sense. Just on a light note, khaki green and leopard prints are as bad as wearing sandals for shoes. And a bikini top with jeans is not a fashion statement. It's more of a "I forgot to put on something decent this morning" statement. There's a limit to when your bikini top becomes a bra. Or do you not wear one? Boomz and Shingz is rated WTH. And everything else is WTF.
There you go. Phil Spektor is less of a freak than you. At least he's done SOME good.
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